I really, really wish “I have some measure of social anxiety, and the thing you just invited me to is going to cause me to stress for an entire week straight” were an acceptable response to an invitation.
in bathtubs full of
Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)
Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”