wallygraysonwest: my theater teacher has this hanging above his desk
whoaajulieee: really-shit: If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you Omfg
lampsarepeopletoo: they call me macklemore in math class because im like what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what
bettyrizz: boy tummies (◡‿◡✿) boy butts (◕‿◕✿) boy legs ◕ ◡ ◕ boy lips (ノ゜ω゜)ノ boy hair (▰˘◡˘▰) boy chests ∩(︶▽︶)∩ boy arms (◠‿◠✿) boy everything (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
percstiel: percstiel: I cannot wait for Naomi to brutally die in the season finale. I TAKE IT BACK I TAKE IT ALL BACK
egberts: gloomysandwichgirl: There’s no food in my house *dying whale noise* whale: there is no krill in the ocean *teenage girl noise*
teenwhoops: i’m glad we don’t have To hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live
shadowfoxfire: kamerlort: do you ever just look at someone and know they would die in a zombie apocalypse yes.
thefuuuucomics: deanprincesster: fun fact one time robert pattinson was supposed to get punk’d at the bar where my cousin works and they got all the employees in on it and everything but when it came time to punk him his friends couldn’t get him to leave his house and that’s when I knew I loved robert pattinson he is one of us
nevvzealand: i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around
renlybaratheeon: you don’t know true agony unless you’ve gone from watching 5 seasons in 2 days to 1 episode a week
wugs: My boyfriend just told me that the Krabby Patty secret ingredient is crab hence why it’s called a Krabby Patty and why Mr. Krabs is so secretive over it because he doesn’t want people to know they’re eating people like him and Plankton is actually a good guy. Well, Plankton runs the Chum Bucket, and chum is just rancid fish parts with blood, so Plankton is definitely not the good guy....
inkystars: doctorheavenharkness: n0kil7ing: sevenseasaurus: Science experiment: Who is easiest to summon? Egberts? Pizza? John Green? A vegan? The only way to find out is to reblog and wait. Wait patiently. Just wait. It will be good I promise. fuck you vegans aren’t your source of entertainment you animal killers. and the vegan wins #the vegan always wins
saltfree: went to costco for a $5 roast chicken left with a $40 food dehydrator
spookymormon: spookymormon: my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great