wow i just love this emoticon (¬‿¬)
everything seems so shifty (¬‿¬)
and creepily sexual (¬‿¬)
i like your socks (¬‿¬)
What a nice cock (¬‿¬)
well that escalated quickly
so did your cock (¬‿¬)
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A Dramatic Reading: Taylor Swift - “We Are Never Ever Ever Getting Back Together”
writing fic in your head before you fall asleep: fucking shakespeare or some shit oh my god i am the next jane austen this is beautiful stand aside dickens i got this
typing it up the next morning: and then they kissed i guess??
“Skrillex NO!” i scream, but it is too late. skrillex has already dropped the bass. that fish was our only food for the week. looks like we’re going to have to go hungry again
hey
you
dont you dare think
for even a second
that nobody saw you
when you decided this waS AN ACCEPTABLE WAY TO PARK YOUR VEHICLE BECAUSE IS AW IT OKAY I FUCKING SAW IT YOUR SHITTY PARKING JBO IS ON GOOGLE MAPS IN FRONT OF THE ENTUIRE WORLD
